You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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