I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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