My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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