he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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