She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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