in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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