Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i will never coherently bang her
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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