I love black thongs
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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