all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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