Don't you send me to vm
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
They have beer where we have blood.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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