I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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