I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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