its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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