Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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