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.......Is that how you look for porn?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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