Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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