Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Randomize
