What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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