Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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