so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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