so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
