i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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