Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
handjob tips. give me some.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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