is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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