I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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