you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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