the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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