what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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