marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
only you would photoshop your dick
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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