Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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