it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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