i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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