i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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