it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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