no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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