My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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