There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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