The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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