Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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