I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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