fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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