I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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