nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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