It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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