Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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