i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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