There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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