Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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