Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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