I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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