butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I wear drunk well.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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